2013 was a year to remember! No, wait, that’s not true. It was a year to blot out with copious amounts of alcohol and some good retro gaming sessions.

Enjoy the Examined Life (of Gaming)’s 2013 award show, featuring most of the games I played this year, and why they all managed to disappoint me in new and unfortunate ways.

(Oh yeah, Resident Evil 6 came out for PC this year, so that kind of counts.)