Pat’s full reviews Archive

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    M82 ftw

    Cube Kicking! Racing Radly! Elevators o’plenty! Pat travels to CA to try and regain his beloved store demonstration unit, but will he be able to?

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    Panic Restaurant review

    Mutant Carrots! Deadly Shish Kebobs! French Fry Machine Gunners! As Pat reviews this 1992 Taito action game, he comes to a crossroads… can this be the end?

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  • The Last Starfighter review

    The Last Starfighter review

    Pat reviews the non-blockbuster sci-fi movie adaptation - The Last Starfighter!

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  • Chiller review

    Chiller review

    Severed limbs! Demon nuns! Beefaroni! Here’s a review of the horror zapper game by Exidy. Better late than never for Halloween. :p

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  • Skull & Crossbones

    Skull & Crossbones

    Pirates! Perverted Wizards! Rum! This time out, Pat is assigned a partner to review this Tengen NES action title with…

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  • Rush ‘N Attack review

    Rush ‘N Attack review

    As Pat reviews this Konami action title, Rob plots his revenge (Konami – 1987).

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  • Action 52 review

    Action 52 review

    Attacking Macaroni! Cuddly Bears… err Beavers!! Cheetahmen! 52 Games of Pain produced by Active Enterprises (1991).

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  • Power Pad Fun!

    Power Pad Fun!

    Power Pad fun for all! Reviews of: Short Order/Eggsplode! Street Cop! Dance Aerobics! (???) God help us all.

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  • The Ultimate Stuntman review

    The Ultimate Stuntman review

    Wall Climbing! Number Tracing! Bubblegum Music! A review of The Ultimate Stuntman for the Nintendo Entertainment System (Camerica – 1990). I actually went into this review thinking I would probably like this game… I was wrong, and this game was painful to play through.

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  • Golgo 13: Top Secret Episode review

    Golgo 13: Top Secret Episode review

    Espionage! Intrigue! Nintendo Sex! A review of Golgo 13: Top Secret Episode for the NES (Vic Tokai – 1988).

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