Super Mario Porn (Parody Trailer)

Ever want to see Mario get it on with Princess Peach? How about Wario? What about the ever-sexy Yoshi, ever wonder how he/she/it is like under the sheets? Wonder no more…

About Pat

Pat Contri has emerged from being an obscure game reviewer to being a *relatively* obscure game reviewer. It could be his knowledge/love of Nintendo, it could be his quirky/bizarre sense of humor, or it could just be the hair. He has appeared on Spike TV and in your NES fever dreams.