Pat Contri has emerged from being an obscure game reviewer to being a *relatively* obscure game reviewer. It could be his knowledge/love of Nintendo, it could be his quirky/bizarre sense of humor, or it could just be the hair. He has appeared on Spike TV and in your NES fever dreams.
Wooldoor Sockbat
Oh Dorkly, fucking genius as usual xD
TrenchAce
LMAO at the ending: “I’ll just a-duck here, and wait for Bullet Bill to a-pass me b—”